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Chickens

  12/14/20 03:43, by , Categories: List of 10, Ilan's Red Space

I can't do comedy as the main idea, I need a frame. Or at the very least a word. (Eventually I'll get it right.)

10 Ideas For Stories

  1. To Get To The Other Side - A guide to the fowl religions. Of what constitutes a good death, and the effects of multiple generations of farm indoctrination.
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  2. Humans As Social Chickens - You need not consume those who parish of weakness. Your friends are not your food. But you think of yourself as food, because of the years of indoctrination...
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  3. Since you can't fly run - a government-provided inspirational novel about flightless birds.
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  4. A city is a chicken pen - See how much people want to live there? How much better it is than having to provide for yourself?
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  5. Pecking the hand that feeds you - Praise your city overlords for they bring you food from nothing.
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  6. Eat The Seeds - For we do not want these plants to grow. They are detrimental to our kind.
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  7. Like A Headless Chicken - How to make sure your movement doesn't betray you after you leave or die.
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  8. The Cockatrice - a hit-piece
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  9. Click Clack Cluck - How to sustain a conversation indefinitely and to get your point across when speaking in groups.
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  10. Cluck Clack Click - How to tell real people from imposters

10 Quotes

  1. Bawk bawk awkadak
  2. Awkawk Bwacked
  3. Cluck Cluck I'm a chicken not a duck
  4. Bweakcked awkewked
  5. Awkwkwkk bwakc jluk awk
  6. Twitter twatter have my breasts' on a platter
  7. awlawl BWALk
  8. Awk Bwlack awk awk tiwt Cluck Awak
  9. Cwak Cwak Ducks are all twits
  10. Bwak Bwak I too am a dwack

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