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Chickens
I can't do comedy as the main idea, I need a frame. Or at the very least a word. (Eventually I'll get it right.)
10 Ideas For Stories
- To Get To The Other Side - A guide to the fowl religions. Of what constitutes a good death, and the effects of multiple generations of farm indoctrination.
- - Humans As Social Chickens - You need not consume those who parish of weakness. Your friends are not your food. But you think of yourself as food, because of the years of indoctrination...
- - Since you can't fly run - a government-provided inspirational novel about flightless birds.
- - A city is a chicken pen - See how much people want to live there? How much better it is than having to provide for yourself?
- - Pecking the hand that feeds you - Praise your city overlords for they bring you food from nothing.
- - Eat The Seeds - For we do not want these plants to grow. They are detrimental to our kind.
- - Like A Headless Chicken - How to make sure your movement doesn't betray you after you leave or die.
- - The Cockatrice - a hit-piece
- - Click Clack Cluck - How to sustain a conversation indefinitely and to get your point across when speaking in groups.
- - Cluck Clack Click - How to tell real people from imposters
10 Quotes
- Bawk bawk awkadak
- Awkawk Bwacked
- Cluck Cluck I'm a chicken not a duck
- Bweakcked awkewked
- Awkwkwkk bwakc jluk awk
- Twitter twatter have my breasts' on a platter
- awlawl BWALk
- Awk Bwlack awk awk tiwt Cluck Awak
- Cwak Cwak Ducks are all twits
- Bwak Bwak I too am a dwack
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